If You See Kay Freeze: A Badge Bunny Booze Humorous Mystery (The Badge Bunny Booze Mystery Collection Book 3) by Quinn Glasneck & Fiona Quinn & Tina Glasneck
Author:Quinn Glasneck & Fiona Quinn & Tina Glasneck [Glasneck, Quinn & Quinn, Fiona & Glasneck, Tina]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Vie La Publishing House, LLC
Published: 2017-11-21T05:00:00+00:00
11
Tuesday
Kay came to pick me up.
I was dressed in a pair of jeans and a soft turtleneck in my favorite teal color. Warm and comfy. I leaned over and kissed the top of Twinkles head. âItâs been a weird day.â
He rolled his eyes up so he could look at me.
âDid you have fun with Auntie Kay?â
The little stump of his tail waggled.
âHe was a very good boy,â she said coming to a stop at the stop sign. âI think the lawyers liked having him there, too.â
âDog lovers?â I asked.
âI think it was more that he has an intimidation factor that they appreciated.â
I reached back to rub his fur. âYou intimidating? Aww, youâre nothing but a sweetie.â
He lolled a moist tongue out and closed his eyes by way of response. Heâd had a big day, what with visiting his aunt at work and eating three of the heart attack burgers that we had picked up on the way to the bar.
Kay pulled into a spot right in front of Hoochâs. âLights not on,â she said.
âJustice had a project to do. Sheâs coming in late. Joeâs probably in the back.â I noticed a piece of paper taped to my front door. âOr he left me a note saying heâs not coming. I donât read Hungarian though.â
We piled out.
I pulled the note down: Itâs MINE. Give it to me or there will be consequences.
Kay was reading over my shoulder.
âStromboli?â I asked.
âHard to tell,â Kay said. âDo you think heâd use Comic Sans as a threat font?â
âHe wants my bar. I donât know what anyone else would want from me.â
She waggled her head back and forth like she was weighing an idea. âCould it be Ashley?â
âDoes she refer to Connor as âitâ?â I asked, eyebrows raised high.
âYeah, no. That isnât right. She wouldnât say that.â
I unlocked the door, flipped on the light and pulled out my phone.
Me: Got a weird note on Hoochâs front door. Sounds like a threat.
Dick: Iâm getting off now. Can it wait a half-hour?
Me: Is that your normal recovery time? As I remember you used to bounce right back.
Dick: What?
Dick: Ah, got it. To be honest BJ, it feels like so long ago that probably back then I did have a quicker recovery time. In this case, nothing sexy or fun. Quick errand, and Iâll head your way.
âDick sounds cranky.â I slipped my phone into my back pocket.
âHis time of the month?â
I smiled.
Kay wrinkled her nose. âI think it might be that he isnât getting any. He knows that as soon as he hooks up with another girl, he goes on your off-limits list.â
âHeâs a detective. Heâs already on my off-limits list.â I stuck the key in the door and turned the knob.
âBut heâs hopeful.â
âMrph.â I looked down to see she had a paper bag in her hands. âWhatâs in there?â
âIâm going to set up a new vignette for the Gnome on the Roam.â She sat down on a bar stool and opened her bag. She pulled out a sheet of paper covered with song lyrics.
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